David das Tier Bernd 04/13/2025 15:59:23 Nr. 144 Antworten
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>>155 Finde David hätte mehr Schläge von seinem Vater gebraucht als Kind.
>>177 Wieso? Soll er sein Ding da halt reinstecken, schadet doch niemanden. Außer der religiös-fanatischen Mutter, die sich dürber aufregt, aber die hat eh ein Ei am wandern
>>194 Naja, also wenn Bernds Sohn so einen Dscheiß machen würde würde er ihn aus dem Haus treten. Kombjuta-Verbot. Soll er mal sich sozialisieren mit Freunden und Mödchen und nicht auf perversen Seiten wie Krautchännel oder Habsgelesen abhängen.

Bernd 04/27/2025 16:12:27 Nr. 206 Antworten
Winnendenkrebs hier. So um 2011-2013 rum war KC meine gesamte Persönlichkeit. Kohlchan dagegen finde ich eher Scheiße. Anbei mein Filzheinrich.
>So um 2011-2013 rum war KC meine gesamte Persönlichkeit. Kohlchan dagegen finde ich eher Scheiße. Basiert

se Bernd 04/03/2025 18:18:53 Nr. 55 Antworten

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Have you seen my cat? It's not lost or anything, I just want you to see my cat.
Looks like AI to me.
If not AI it has many instagran filters on.
it's ai. I can tell because of some of the pixels.

no Does Germany even exist? Bernd 04/25/2025 13:25:34 Nr. 85 Antworten
> 35% of Deutsche Bahn trains runs late > Shut down all nuclear powerplants in favor of fossil gas "green energy" > It is forbidden to spend the night on your summer cottages > It is forbidden to store anything in the garage except cars > It is forbidden to work on Sundays > Tax laws are horrible clusterfuck > If you kill a wasp, you will be fined 500 euros > Worst canchellor run country for 16 years > Government organizes paid rallies against right wing party > But somehow 1st economy of EU This is some LatAm level of bullshit, I don't believe that Germany is a real and not some kind of social experiment run by the Allies to hide the existence of Trizonia
Whatsup, Norway? You are late too! When I arrived as a sailor in Norway you guys were an half hour too late to rope our ship to the pier. > 35% of Deutsche Bahn trains runs late > Shut down all nuclear powerplants in favor of fossil gas "green energy" > It is forbidden to spend the night on your summer cottages True. >summer cottages propably means Lauben aka Kleingarten Yes, they rely on a special law. Long history etc. and are bound to fulfill requirements, such as 50 % has to be vegetables, 50 % can be other things like flowers, etc. No permanent housing allowed Those bounds are because of the cheap renting. You pay a laughable qm² rent for a summer house. But I know some people which have an offical adress for receiving post but are living permanently in their summer house. Not every German is a law-obeying zombie. > It is forbidden to store anything in the garage except cars Wut? Explain further pls. I've never heard of this. > It is forbidden to work on Sundays Depends on your federal land. In Berlin for example there are many so called "Spätis" which are 24/7 opened, on Sundays too. Gas-stations are opened I guess in every federal land too, where you can buy (overpriced tho) cigarettes, food, alcohol, etc. 24/7 Bavaria and other southern lands are harsh tho regarding work on sundays. I don't know about the exact conditions there. > Tax laws are horrible clusterfuck Yes, it was before digitalization. Now there is an state provided application for making your taxes. Even my boomer dad, who uses his laptop only for watching movies or porn, can handle it. > If you kill a wasp, you will be fined 500 euros Wasps are important for the environment. But I've never heard that this fine was applied to someone. In the germany I guess laws are set up, never applied, because who the fuck will watch you killing a wasp? But people obey these laws, because it is law. > Worst canchellor run country for 16 years > Government organizes paid rallies against right wing party True > But somehow 1st economy of EU Are we still? But economy declined here. That's what I read the last years.
>>86 > Whatsup, Norway Jokes on you. I use vpn, because retarded government of Snow Nigeria blocked half of net to protect kids from harmful information and west LGTV+ propaganda. Tbh I don't hate Germans as nation, I guess most of you are cool, I just don't understand how such incompetent gov't doen't ruin your country, like Soviets and Putin does to Russia.

hr Vidya Bernd 04/21/2025 15:43:16 Nr. 67 Antworten

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Has Bernd been playing anything lately? Currently playing Rome Remastered and the Talos Principle.
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>>68 Cool. Rimworld seems fun. Out of similar games I've only played Factorio and Microtopia.
CS2 and stellaris.

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Easy Red 2 hits the sweet spot between casual and simulation with just enough historical accuracy to please my mind.
>>69 Can confirm: Rimworld is really fun
Conquest mode on project wingman kinda sucks ass. Story is pretty choice tho. STill waiting for a sale on the dlc.

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Also Hunger hat Bernd keinen meer, er hat gerade fast 700 Gramm Spargel verdrückt. Zu faul zum Kochen ist er auch so gut wie nie, denn Bernd isst sehr gerne und wenn man nicht irgendeinen Fertigfutterdreck essen will gehört selbst kochen dazu. Sonst geht hier nicht viel ausser Bernd ins Bett. Wahrscheinlich Feuerfliege weiter schauen oder eine zufällige Folge nächste Generation.
Lecker Weingummi mampfieren, ihr Fodsen. :3
>>188 Lieferservice war es dann. Eine Sucuk-Pizza mit Käserand über diese Applikation "Wolt" bestellt. Angeblich bekombt man beim ersten mal bestellen einen 50 % Rabatt. Stimbt aber garnicht :( Bernds Empfehlung: Nie wieder Wolt! Dann doch lieber der Sauerkraut um die Ecke, oder halt Lieferando.
Bei dem Weg: Bernd hat mal vor einem halben Jahr sich übers INTERNETZ!!!11 Miso-Paste bestellt. Irgendsoein Japsenscheiß, denn die in ihre Suppe reintun machen. Soll wohl fischig sein. Hat Bernd Rezept-Empfehlungen damit? Das Zeug ist angeblich im März abgelaufen, aber da noch original-verschweißt denkt Bernd nicht dass es schlecht ist.

Bernd 03/23/2025 12:07:03 Nr. 102 Antworten

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Ja also ähm Hallo. Wo ist der PIMMELFADNE?
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>>108 Flüchtling PENIS Pest gnihihi Arbeitsamt
Lach schon zu Arbeitsamt filtern tss Wurde das nicht immer zu Liechtenstein? Keinbernd
>>180 Das Arbeitsamt war eigentlich 4fuckr

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Gibbet doch sowieso alle nicht meer. Alte Wortfilter sind alt.
>>196 Dies Aber für Nostalgie und so wichtig und richtig

ok Wer ist mischa